I hope that Synthia over here doesn’t take it the wrong way when I say; she must have been impossibly hot when she was a few years younger.

By that I mean that I find her incredibly desirable as is which makes it hard for me to imagine that she could ever have been any more beautiful than this. Yet, that’s just how life works isn’t it.

What I’m not giving away with this pic is what Synthia might be getting up to after this. I say that because this is the part of the FTV network where they really get it on.

With that said you can very well believe that I will be looking for this scene on FTVX.com but knowing FTV MILF and FTV Girls I may get completely sidetracked on my way there as it is, in my experience, simply impossible not to get completely engorged in all the hotness along the way.

So, from the moment I take advantage of this opportunity to save 34% with a discount to FTVX, the fun will commence!

Yeah this has me quite excited. New porn sites isn’t something that happens as often as you might think. Tube sites might be a slightly different story as those pretty much anyone can do who’s prepared to put in the time and effort to collect the crumbs lying about and showcase other people’s work but those are almost always shitty, they seldom last and they don’t actually produce any new content.

Lil Humpers is a brand new porn site that produces its own content and they are focusing on the genres of MILF and older younger to an extent. I see mention made of the site in the step porn genre but I’m not sure that is true all the time.

The site is about young guys fucking MILFs and yes, in many scenes that happens to be their stepmoms but it’s often other MILFs as well, like their teachers, their neighbours, the friend’s hot mom and so forth.

There’s also recently been a Lil Humpers Ryan Conner update where they’ve added exclusive work of the hot MILF in picture to their library.

A couple of years ago I went to this wellness institute place that offered an array of relaxation and spiritual treatments and things. I’m not really that kind of person but I am someone who believes not to knock things you haven’t tried yet and that you should make an effort to try most things. How else will you ever find out if you really like something or if something really works for you.

What I found out at this place was that I really didn’t enjoy yoga. I’m a reasonably active person and so it wasn’t a case that I couldn’t keep up with the routine, not that I was anywhere near as flexible as some of the ladies in the same class and definitely not the teacher but I found it to be too slow and really just boring. I got zero sensation from the calmness or zen that the instructor was trying to infer.

Had she looked like this girl though it would have been a lot more interesting I’m sure.

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It’s uncanny how much this girl looks like a fairly recent ex of mine down to the build, except for the massive jugs. She had the perky boobs of a teenager though, so perhaps both have their merits.

In case she ever reads this: “Hi Sam”

At Scoreland it’s all about the massive cock knockers though and they sure have an impressive range on offer. There’s a healthy mix of genres, all mainstream in that there are plenty of blowjobs, titty fucking, lesbians eating each other out with the common thread being that all the chicks have big-ass titties.

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When you walk into a venue with a women on your arm with a 36DD personality, everybody takes notice and it is obvious. There are a few typical expressions across the room that I have taken notice of on such occasions.

You can’t help noticing the guys first because they either have no tact or no shame but mostly a health combination of both. There are the ones with the big smiles who give you a glance after perving which you know is the man-code for ‘high 5 brother’.

Then there are the guys that never get past the perving part and just keep staring, mouths slightly open and near literally salivating.

Two types of women; those that stare with envy and admiration and those with daggers of raw jealousy in their eyes.

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